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Constitution
of the
Indian Brothers Association

Preamble

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all brothers are created equal, that they are endowed by the Bhagwan certain unalienable rights, that these rights are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and the upholding of the saying "Bros over Hoes".

Cabinet

President-Vikash Patel
Prime Minister-Nimesh Patel
Webmaster-Vinay Kapadia
Treasurer/Historian-John Trivedi
Secretary of Defense and War Administration-Sahil Doshi
Chairman of Panjabi Chapter of Panjab Sector/Terrorist Negotiator-Rohit Duggal
Pilot-Anish Taylor
Vice President-Ohm Dave (What has Al Gore done in the past 8 years? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING)

Laws

Must be an Indian male, preferably Gujarati.
Pledge to and uphold the oath, "Bros over Hoes".
Must know the following:
- The Pandava Brothers
- Mahatma Gandhi
- The first Prime Minister of India
No drugs.
Must serve a purpose to the IBA.
Must know all other members of the IBA.
Bros over Hoes.

Those who do not uphold the laws of the IBA will be subject to whatever punishment deemed necessary by the President.

Constitution of the Indian Brothers Association

Constitution
of the
Indian Brothers Association