A woman goes to a zoo, and while there was watching the
monkeys. A zoo attendant throws a box of fruit into the cage
and all the monkeys scurried to get their share. One
particular monkey grabbed a banana and climbed up on a limb
and carefully peeled it. The monkey then stuck the banana up
his rectum and pulled it out and ate it.
The poor woman who witnessed this was absolutely disgusted! She immediately went to the zoo manager to complain about the
dirty monkey.
After explaining what the monkey did, the zoo manager said,
"We have a perfectly good explanation for that ma'am."
"Well, I would like to hear it then! I cannot imagine any
excuse for that kind of behavior!", exclaimed the woman.
"Last week the attendant threw a box of fruit into the cage
and the same monkey grabbed a peach. ...The monkey ate it so
fast he swallowed the pit."
"I don't understand", demanded the angry woman.
"Well, you see the monkey had so much trouble passing the pit, now he sizes everything before he eats it!"
Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing,
for they had been at school all week. They decided to visit
the elephant cage, but soon enough, they were picked up by a
cop for causing a commotion. The officer hauled them off to
security for questioning. The supervisor in charge asked them
to give their names and tell what they were doing at the
elephant cage. The first boy innocently said, "My name is
Gary, and I was just throwing peanuts into the elephant
cage." The second added, "My name is Larry, and all I was
doing was throwing peanuts into the elephant cage." The third
boy was a little shaken up: "Well, my name is Peter, but my friends call me Peanuts."
