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Humor Scope correspondents prowling the Web have come up with these "actual answers" to "actual questions" in "actual schools" in the United States:

--Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

--Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars.

--Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

--Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.

--The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.

--Equator: A menagerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.

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