Two mice were sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub.
The first mouse looks over to his friend and, referring to the toilet, asks, "Wanna go for a swim?"
The second mouse quickly replies. "Oh, no! I'm never going in there again!!!"
"Well, why not?" says the first mouse.
"Well," starts his friend, "I was in there about a week ago swimming around and minding my own business and all of a sudden it got real dark, it started raining, it started thundering, and if somebody hadn't thrown me a log, I would have drowned!"
