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And the Jockstrap Scores!

A plus and minus rating system might help men score more points with their women.

Simple Duties:

--You leave the toilet seat up. -5

--You replace the toilet paper roll when it's empty. +0

--You leave the roll empty and resort to tissues. -1

--When the tissues run out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom. -2

--You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings. +5

--You return instead with beer. -5

Law and Order:

--You check out a suspicious noise at night. +0

--It turns out to be nothing. +0

--It turns out to be something. +5

--You pummel it with a six iron. +10

--It's her father. -10

Social Engagements:

--You stay by her side the entire party. +0

--You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy. -2

--Named Tiffani. -4

--Who's a dancer. -6

--With implants. -8

Your Physique:

--You develop a noticeable potbelly. -15

--You exercise to get rid of it. +10

--You resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. -30

--You say, "I don't give a damn because you have one too." - 800

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