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Goin' Postal

How to Screw-up a Job Interview at the Post Office:

1) You greet your interviewer with a friendly, hello! .... I think you have the most beautiful eyes, I'd love to fill them with terror.

2) You list hobbies as bowling, golf, and staring at people until they panic

3) Your letter of recommendation is from a guy named "Chuck Manson"

4) Your resume' looks like a cut-and-paste ransom note

5) When asked by the interviewer where do you see yourself in 10 years you reply, "In the morning or the afternoon?"

... Did You Know That ....

The postal service hit a record 88% on-time record for first class mail. Postal workers also hit a record 75% of everything they shot at.

The postal service is working on a rate proposal that could raise the cost of a first class letter next year. The post office blames the rising cost of business for the rate increase. (Higher costs for gasoline, employees, bullets.)

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Good: The postman's early

Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47

Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

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For the Perfect Gift .... West Sound Gifts
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