A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The
church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, with
lighted candles. All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a
loud voice, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."
Pastor Stan went to an informal church gathering wearing shorts and a
T-shirt. A little girl from a newly religious family, who had seen him only in his Sunday morning suits, loudly proclaimed, "Hey, preacher, you sure look different with clothes on!"
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always was to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"…
… He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
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