Those telltale signs that you're 39 -- all around you, you say?
--You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
--Happy hour is a nap.
--The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
--Getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.
--It takes twice as long to look half as good.
--You give up all your bad habits -- and still don't feel good.
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