* A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
* A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
* If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
* Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
* Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
* A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
* Help keep the kitchen clean...eat out.
* Housework done properly can kill you.
* Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
* My next house will have no kitchen...just vending machines.
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