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Earthquakes

Five little known things about earthquakes in Los Angeles:

1) Madonna quite often thrown off the back of her lover

2) Most are caused by sudden movements by Roseanne

3) Angelino's are quick to call loved ones, their mother, their father, kids, agent

4) Grocery stores run low on batteries, bottled water and Brie cheese

5) The most commonly heard phase is, "did you feel it?" "Was it good for you too?"

Here's today's quiz: What is the most important unanswered question immediately following an earthquake in Los Angeles:

a) Is there another quake on the way?

b) Will it be larger than the first?

c) Who will star in the Earthquake 99 movie-of-the-week docudrama?



In the past few years Southern California has lived through riots, drought, massive fires and a devastating earthquake. (For those of you following along at home, they're now about half-way through the book of Revelation.)

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