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Drinkers - Heed This Warning

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:



WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-spacecontinuum, hereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are actually laughing WITH you.

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