BEHAVIOR IN THE BATHROOM:
I do not have to be in the room when my human goes to the bathroom.
I do not need to dribble my last drink of toilet water all over my human's bed.
I do not need to immediately find my human and give her all kinds of kisses when I have just had a drink from my favorite water bowl in the bathroom.
I do not need to soak my Vermont Chewman toys in the toilet.
I do not need to watch and whine incessantly while my humans are using the shower. There is no water monster!
I understand that while I think it's great fun to drop my rope/ball/bone in the toilet while my human or a male guest is using it; my human doesn't like it and will fuss at me.
I will not bark and growl at my human when he is sitting on the toilet.
I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
I will not drink out of the toilet no matter how thirsty I am.
I will not drink out of the toilet right after it's used until my human flushes it.
I will not drop my human's pager in the toilet, even if he told me to 'drop it'.
I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet.
I will not dry my human's legs with my tongue when she emerges from the shower.
I will not go and lick, sniff, or disturb my human while s/he is sitting on the toilet.
I will not join my human in the bathroom when she is on the potty. It embarrasses her.
I will not leave my rag toy in the bathtub in the middle of the night. My humans don't need to find it after they have already started the shower the next morning.
I will not lick lotion off my human's legs. She doesn't need my help.
I will not steal things from the bathroom trash and try to sneak downstairs with them. If caught, I will 'fess up instead of trying to suck the object into the back of my mouth.
I will not try to lap up the water in the shower while my human is taking her shower.
I will not use my nose to peek around the shower curtain while my human is washing her hair, causing a slight cardiac arrest.
It makes my human nervous when I rest my head on her knee while she's on the potty.
My human can take a shower without having my rope/ball/bone with her.
My human knows her way around the house all by herself. She doesn't need me to herd her into the shower, into the bedroom, back into the bathroom, and into the kitchen every morning.
My bath time is not during my human's shower. I will lie quietly guarding her until she's finished. I will not attempt to join her.
Toilet paper tubes are not special snack treats.
When my human is trying to take a nice relaxing bubble bath (after a rather rough day), we will not sit outside the door of the bathroom crying and whining.
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