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"How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"

Rottweiler: just one. You want to make something of it?

Doberman: immediately decides to change the brand of light bulb and find a more efficient form of lighting -- perhaps a fluorescent bulb.

Australian Shepherd: one, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Jack Russell Terrier: two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

Bulldog: just one. But it takes them three years to do it.

Pomeranians don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a German shepherd in to do the job for them while they're out.

Pug: er, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that ok with you?

Golden Retriever: the sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Afghan: light bulb? What light bulb? Cat: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Shiba-Inu: zero! Shibas aren't afraid of the dark!

Schipperke: it's your light bulb -- change it yourself. Unless..... is there food involved??

Poodle: Sorry, just had my nails done.

Beagle: how many cookies do I get?
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Lab: why change it? The darker it is, the longer I can sleep.

Basenji: light bulb? We don't change no stinking light bulbs!

Malamute: let *him* do it. You can pet me while he's busy.

Boxer: if I could stop wiggling my butt long enough to quit falling off the chair.......

American Bulldog: One. Jump, remove bulb, land. Jump, replace bulb, land.
Two: what light bulb, so? We can play in the dark.

Golden retriever: "I'll be glad to change the light bulb for you, but first can't we play catch with the tennis ball, or frisbee -- and then I want to lick your face and rest my head in your lap and look up at you with my sad eyes. What, you're changing the light bulb yourself -- you didn't have to do that -- but I looooove you so much for being my friend and doing that."

Dalmatian: just one, but it will really hate the new bulb.

Rottweiler: I'll change the light bulb if I can eat the old one.

Corgi: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Springer: light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Standard Poodle: none. Go get human, sit under it, look up and point it out -- then go lie down in disgust that it took so long.

Border Collie: just one. And he'll rewire the house while he's at it.

Wolfdog: let me see that light bulb, anyway. What's it made of, what's inside of it, what will happen if I drop it. I might change it, but let me think about it. You're not trying to tell me what to do, are you? Hey, I just had a great idea. I think I'll change that light bulb!

German Shepherd: "I'm kinda busy right now! I have to chase the cat, protect the kids, herd the horses, beg for food and take a nap. I'll add the light bulb to my "To Do" list...."

Dachshund: well, first get me a ladder and a treat...... no, you took too long. I want two treats and I'll do it......... no, not that treat, the other kind. Geez.......... do I have to do everything? (of course, followed by "the look".)

Irish Setter: it only takes one, but it will put in a really dim bulb.

Pit Bull Terrier: jump and take hold of old light bulb. Now, let go of old light bulb........I said let go of light bulb! Please???? Let go of the light bulb?????? Let go?

Good ol' Southern Hound Dog: huh????

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