Cross Breed Dogs
Airedale X Spaniel =
Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception
Basenji X Schipperke =
Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
Bloodhound + Labrador =
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Boxer X German Shorthair =
Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen in public
Bull Terrier + Shitzu =
Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Chihuahua X Whippet =
Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95
Collie + Malamute =
Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier =
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel =
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Keeshond X Setter =
Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier =
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever =
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Malamute + Pointer =
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Return to the HUMOR SCOPE
Newfoundland + Basset Hound =
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso =
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Pointer + Setter =
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Smooth Fox Terrier X Chow Chow =
Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
Terrier + Bulldog =
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
