The Easter Bunny's Pick Up Lines

10. There's an Easter parade in my pants ... wanna go?

9. Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?

8. I'll show you where Easter eggs come from -- you may be surprised!

7. You're not Jewish, are you?

6. I contributed some fur to Linda Tripp's hairpiece.

5. I'm being managed by Don King again.

4. I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips.

3. Ever get it on with a rodent?

2. My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky.

1. I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!

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