Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sport cars
What Your Car Says About You:
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
AMC Gremlin - I could only afford three-fourths of a Hornet.
AMC Marlin - My father wouldn't buy me a Camaro.
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Audi 80 - I thought the 4000s was too fast.
Austin-Healey 3000 - I can put raw meat on the transmission hump and have a well-done steak by the time I arrive anywhere.
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Buick Riviera Convertible - I'm not very smart, and I look like it too.
Buick Electra - Hey, it's 30-year old technology. But it's GOOD 30-year old technology.
Buick Reatta - I love ugly, impractical, boring cars.
Cadillac Cimarron - I am stupid enough to pay extra money for an uglified Chevrolet.
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler 5th Ave - Did the pushpins come free with the headliner?
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Charger - Reliable is boring. My car is exciting.
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
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Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Jeep Grand Cherokee - I am a goddess/god.
Jeep Wrangler - I am fiercely independent, just like all my friends with Jeeps
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lotus Esprit - Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Triumph TR6 - I am an amateur mechanic who enjoys a challenge
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
VW Rabbit GTi - My mom won't let me buy a Porsche 'til I finish Algebra.
VW Jetta - I stopped smoking pot when I got a real job after college. I swear.
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife
Volvo 240 - Other drivers are unsafe. Yes I am afraid ... Very, VERY AFRAID
