One Liners - Some Clever, Some Really Dumb
...Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
...Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
...How come abbreviated is such a long word?
...Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
...Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
...Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
...Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
...If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
...If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
...What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
...If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
...Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
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...If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
...Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
...Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
...Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
...Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
...Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
...Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
...Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
...What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
...Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
...If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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