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Rejected Greeting Cards

These never quite made it to Hallmark!

Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't you regret installing
Windows 95?

My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry

You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.


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