Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona: It's Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: Don't Ski? Don't Bother.
Connecticut: Land Of The Stuffy White People
Delaware: Somewhere In There Kinda Near Virginia
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put the "Fun" In Fundamentalist
Hawaii: Mainlanders Are Scum -- But We Love Your Money
Idaho: Potatoes And...Well...That's About It.
Illinois: Gateway To Iowa
Indiana: The "Woody From 'Cheers'" State
Iowa: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Ad Campaign
Maine: Really Cheap Lobster
Maryland: The Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Lower Taxes Than Sweden (Most Brackets)
Michigan: First Line of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: For Sale
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana: The Unabomber State
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Free Drinks, Quickie Marriages, And Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: I Got Yer $%#@! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Yeah, But It's A DRY Heat...
New York: Whadda YOU Lookin' At?
North Carolina: Thank You For Smoking
North Dakota: Um...We've Got... Um...Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur
Bones!
Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl. It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Hey Y'all..Watch This!
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Dollywood State
Texas: Belt Buckles As Big As Your Head
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Come See The Flannel!
Washington, DC: Where YOU Can Be Mayor!
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: Wynot?
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