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ON SALE NOW IN THE WHITE HOUSE GIFT SHOP
Linda Tripp's Secret Agent Woman
An audio tape on home spy techniques.
Learn how to tape and incriminate your friends.
Tips on asking leading questions.
Sending your friends to jail is the perfect prank.
Impress your friends with the new Slick Willy Presidential Condom
Includes the Presidential Seal on each condom.
Stick your willy in a Slick Willy.
24 in a pack.
Lifelike cardboard cutout of Al Gore
As stiff as the real Al Gore.
Comes with a C.D. of Al Gore's Dynamic Speeches.
Barney Frank's new book, "It Takes The Village People"
Mr. Frank gives his version of a Democracy.
Includes a C.D. single of Barney Frank, President Clinton, Al Gore, Dick Armey, Newt Gingrich, and Janet Reno singing the best of The Village People.
SAM DONALDSON'S "TO DO" LIST
Glue hair to skull.
Find a good spot to stand in front of the White House.
Beat the crap out of that NBC punk, David Bloom.
Yell something loud to White House spokesman, Joe Lockhart, so I get my voice on camera.
Do the nasty with Cokie.
Send a detailed report to Brinkley.
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