Top 10 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Password:
10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like "alt.recreational.catnap".
7. Your browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."
4. Your new ergometric keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
... and the #1 sign your cat has learned your password ...
1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post!
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