When someone tells you about a great new program and you're very disappointed to find that it's on TV.
If while driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the houses - they do not appear to be legitimate WWW addresses.
When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service Weather than to simply look out the window.
If you call in sick because you found a great new WWW site.
If your net provider suggests you try a competitor, because you're exceeding 300 hours a month connect time.
You comment, while watching a sunset, that the image would be enhanced
with 10% more magenta and a higher resolution.
When you start using phrases like: Hungry.must-eat.food.now@home.com.
If you call in sick because you found a great new WWW site.
If you can type your top 10 favorite Web sites, by heart.
If your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours.
If on the way home from work, you use your portable and cellular phone in your car, to reprogram a Tomahawk missile, in flight, and redirect it to
take out the joker in the Cadillac who cut you off.
When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.
If you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window.
