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Funny Signs

Seen on a bumper sticker:

"Assassins Inc. We aim to please. We never miss an appointment."

Car Wash:

"Attention foreign cars - we use imported water."

In a hospital car park in Kitakyushu, Japan:

"Anyone found parking without a permit will be given an injection." You Think they should have threatened an enema!

On a delivery truck from an egg farm:

"Better laid than ever."

On a clinical microbiology lab door:

"Staph only."

On a sign in front of Manicure Salon:

"Nail your sweetheart for Valentines!"

On a sign in a Little Rock suburb outside their home:

"Anybody found here at night WILL be A BODY found here in the morning."

Sign on a tree on a ski mountain in Colorado:

"Warning: Do not ski into tree."

Outside a restaurant in Beijing:

"New York Style Chinese food"

In a restaurant in Provincetown, MA on Cape Cod:

The two bathrooms signs read: "Either" and "Or".

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