AUSTRALIA
TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN ...
1. Know your greatgranddad was a murdering bast*** that no civilized nation on earth wanted.
2. Foster's Lager.
3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you.
4. Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket, even though you don't understand the rules either.
5. Tact and sensitivity.
6. Bondi Beach.
7. Other beaches.
8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals.
9. Drinking cold lager on the beach.
10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.
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