Risky Business
RISKY BUSINESS
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnnie down to the
water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was
dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at
him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's
kitchen.
"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?"
Gramma asked him.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, "Gramma!" exclaimed Johnnie.
"there's a big ol' alligator down there waiting for me!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnnie. He's been there
for a few years now, and he's never hurt anyone. Why, he's probably
as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Gramma," replied Johnnie, "if he's as scared of me as I
am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
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