More great words to live by
. . . . . for the slightly demented:
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
I finally got my head together ... and my body fell apart.
Time may be a great healer but it's a lousy beautician.
Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever.
Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a month or so and it shrinks two sizes.
I don't mind the rat race but I sure could do with a little more cheese.
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