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Words To Live By ...

More great words to live by
. . . . . for the slightly demented:


Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.

One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.

I finally got my head together ... and my body fell apart.

Time may be a great healer but it's a lousy beautician.

Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever.

Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a month or so and it shrinks two sizes.

I don't mind the rat race but I sure could do with a little more cheese.


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