Michael's Kevin Spacey Page
David Letterman's Top Ten List: Best Things about winning an Academy Award
- 1. You get to do it with Whoopi!
- 2. EVERYBODY KISSES YOUR ASS!
- 3. Whenever you're in D.C., the President sends you a steady stream of hot babes.
- 4. Mom can finally stop yapping about how she wishes Tom Hanks were her kid.
- 5. Statuette makes an ideal blunt object for beating the hell out of pushy photographers.
- 6. Five dollar rebate from participating Sunset Boulevard hookers.
- 7. If you flash the oscar at the drive-thru window, sometimes the kid at McDonald's throws in a free applepie.
- 8. The back rubs from Jack Palance.
- 9. Blockbuster looks the other way if you don't rewind your videos!
- 10. Don't have to say any of that, it was an honor to be nominated, crap.
Index to my site
1. Biography of Kevin Spacey
2. Spacey's TV and Film Credits
3. Famous Quotes
4. Kevin Spacey's Stage Credits
5. Kevin Spacey Photo Gallery
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