LEADER OF THE FIRST CULT FUBU GANG!
GANGS IN SEATTLE ENTER INTO NEW PHASE OF NEW AGE PHILOSOPHY!
By, Alex Judo
Today several gangs including both the Eastside and Westside united together in Seattle, Wa. for a week of peace, and restoration. "We agreed to set aside our glocks to embrace the inner beauty we all have deep within us," Said Gang Banger X-Dawg-Fourty, "We must look past the color of our skin and look at the positive love that all races have hidden from deep within."
One of the most amazing sites this week was when Fubu Gang Leader DJ DA BOMB showed up and laid his 5in. Magnum, AK-47, and 50mm Desert Eagle on the ground and said, "Love thy neighbor as thy brother." The whole convention rejoiced. Gang colors were burned, as well as a whole pot plant as a symbol of anti-drugs. The burning of the plant caused an un-expected high that took the conference into a state of happiness and freedom.
Controversy followed the conference however, Governor Gary Locke said that the conference was a joke, and was not a time to embrace philosophy but rather get together, do drugs, and make jokes about Asians. DJ DA BOMB replied to this statement, "This is not true. Drugs were confiscated on the door. The only drug use that occurred was an obvious accident. There were 10 Asian gangs represented at the conference, and if we were to make a racial slur we would have been Karate chopped to pieces."
"There will be no more gang wars, rapes, homicides, or drug use in our streets. We have moved on to a higher state of Utopia." - Jarome Jackson.
