Bad Pictures Of Trent Reznor
Hey, and welcome to this page, it may piss you off, it may make you laugh, but I though it was funny.
As you may know, Trent Reznor if a really famous guy, who has lots, and I mean lots of pictures on the internet of him. Now being a fan, I have decided to show the world that this guy can take some bad pictures. I mean BAD pictures, and I have chosen the worst of the worst for this page, well, mainly because they crack me up.
So, thank you and enjoy.
A new Nine Inch Nails Single.
Apparently, Trent has grown tired of the title of "Ultimate Bad Ass" (Why? I don't know.), and has now decided to allow his sensitive side to show through. In fact, he has decided to do a cover of an all time favorite song. "It's Not Easy Being Green", will be the newest single form Nine Inch Nails. Look for it when Hell freezes over. Or sometime aroung the release of the Fragility V 2.0 DVD, which is currently under a pile of porno magazines, two empty pizza boxes, some old shoes, three tons of dirty laundry, two squeaky toys that belong to his dog, and a copy of Dog Fancy magazine in the back of his closet.
Hold very still this woln't hurt.....Much.
During the filming of the video for Into The Void, the director thought it would be a great idea to take a few dental X rays from Trent and intergrate them into the overall look of the video. Unfortunately these were never used, because Trent's dentist found a few cavaties, and a tooth that needed a root canal. Later, Trent had a ten pound tumor removed from his colon, and donated it to science. It was later stolen from the lab, and is currently on display in the "Experience Music Project" In Seattle. Right between Eddie Vedder's Heroin overdose report, and the shotgun Kurt Cobain used to kill himself with after Kurt woke up sober and realized that he was married to Courtney Love. But that, my friends, is another story.
What the hell is up with the Furby cereal?!?
Strange things are afoot at the K Mart. It appears that when Trent was mixing The "I'm Afraid of Americans" single, he devloped a severe addiction to crappy furniture, and kid's cereal. Not only that, he went shopping in th "Old White Guy's" section at Sears. Thank god this dress style passed, unfortuantely, we have much to work on with the furniture, and cereal addiction. Last heard, he was watching "Pokemon", on his way to becoming the ultimate Pokemon Master!