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To Read on you'll have to fill in the letters....all the @ are vouls...They are easy to find out if you don't get one e-mail me and tell me what Month you are looking at....Later....

Adam Sandler's Astrology....

Aquarius (Jan 22 - Feb 21) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the sam mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a f@cking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 22 - Mar 21) You are a pioneer type and think most people are d@ckheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a pr@ck.

Aries (Mar 22 - April 21) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and poeple resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general @sshole.

Taurus (April 22 - May 21) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a d@mned communist.

Gemini (May 22 - June 21) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap b@stard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 22 - July 21) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worh a sh@t. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 22 - Aug 21) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving b@st@rds and enjoy m@sturb@tion more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 22 - Sept 21) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your sh@t-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep during sex. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 22 - Oct 21) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libras are wh@res. All Libras die of veneral disease.

Scorpio (Oct 22 - Nov 21) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-b@tch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of sh@t.

Capircorn (Dec 22 - Jan 21) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. you are basically a chicken sh@t. There has never been a Capircorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

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