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RALTS' STUPID COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
A.K.A.
GET BENT, SUCKASS
  OK, Here I am going to address some of the E-mail I have gotten regarding my NPC's and adventures for Ravenloft.  I always like to answer E-mail personally, but here I am giving general answers to the majority of rude and abusive E-mail's I get regarding my pages.  Sometimes I think I could write "I like sunshine" and still get hate mail.

Ralts, what's with the Monty-Haul Ravenloft NPC's, can't you outsmart your players?....
  O.K.  Let's hit this one on the head.  Number one, I can outsmart my players, and do, quite a bit, but nobody likes being outsmarted every fucking time.  I mean, come on, how many times can you get outsmarted before you say hell with it and quit.  Number two:  They fit in my game, don't like them, tone them down.  Personally, I have seen too many PC's try to maul an NPC with superior numbers and brute force rather than thinking their way through it.  My players have a saying:  "Fight smarter, not harder.", "Your mind needs to move faster than your sword.", and "The prepared man will triumph."  Every one of my villians have been beaten, but not by superior numbers and or superior firepower, but by intellegence, patience and research.  Even Blutendonner and Ralts, the leaders of  the two competing groups, and Zanakefrien, the demi-lich, have all been beaten.  By mistakes made by the NPC's (No, I would have not have made the same mistake, but they are not me) or good planning by the PC's.
  Besides, no party in thier right mind will take on the more powerfull NPC's, even if they are alone, and hardly any group wants to face three or more of even the weakest bad guys if they can avoid it, and not just because of their power.

Ralts, are you obsessed with evil, cruelty and torture?  You're a sick bastard who needs to get a life instead of dreaming up sick shit like what you have one your web pages.  If you like sick shit like that, maybe I should do stuff like that to your family....
  OK, I'm about sick of these letters.  Number one, those people are fictional, and yes, they die horribly, but they demonstrate the fact that good is needed to protect the weak from evil.  If evil did not commit evil acts, then there would be no reason for the heroes to take them on.  I am not obsessed with any of it.  I enjoy life every day, and try to not dwell on my eventual demise.  The reason why my villians are so cruel is that I try to make it personal to the players, so they hate the NPC himself, and are tempted to go to any lengths to beat them.  Some players have let thier PC's become as bad or worse than their foes.  Ravenloft is about evil, seduction, the strong dominating the weak as they please, and the good (meaning the PC's) must face these undeniably evil beings or relegate the people that the beast or person comes across next to a horrible and prolonged death.  As for the threatening my family stuff, who's the sick fuck now?  I never perpetrated any of these acts, nor would I, and I would not hurt the family of someone who wrote something I didn't like.  That's immature and the act of tyrants or someone who would rule over others with cruelty.  Anyone, leave my family out of it.

Ralts, your adventures suck, I've made up better ones drunk/high.  Get a job.
  Then do it.  I have a job.  Get bent, suckass.

Ralts, your a sick pervert and probably a child molester too.  You're a sick fuck that someone should kill since you like death so much, people were never like that.....
  Number one:  Get bent, fuckstick.  Is Steven King a pervert or child molester because he writes dark fiction, some of which contain torture and degredation?  I'm writing fiction here, and my villians are dyed in the wool, sick, twisted, should be put down monsters, whether they are human, beast, or an unholy mixture of both.  I notice a lot of people like being nasty over the internet or on the phone, thinking no one can get at them.  Sorry buddy, I know how to track people over the internet, and I drop every death threat I get off at the proper authorities.
  As for people were never like that and someone should kill me, listen to me, you half witted, illiterate, inbred, book burning fascist.  Why don't you get the hell off your computer and open a fucking book.  You might have seen them when you were burning them, they are the paper things with the squiggley marks inside.  Look at history.  The Nazi's did human experiments that turn my stomach.  The Roman's cut off the right arm of every man in a conquered land that had put up a hell of a fight.  Right now, in Albania, Serbia, Bosnia, Croatia and many other countries, "ethnic cleansing", better known as genocide or mass murder, is going on.  Every 3 seconds, a woman is brutally raped.  Every 15 seconds, a woman is raped and killed.  Every 15 minutes, somebody dies under torture.  Here in America itself, one of the most technologically advanced, resource rich, plentifull land on Terra-Sol, people starve, freeze or beaten to death.  Racism exists world wide, and many people live in squalid conditions I wouldn't raise rats in.  In the middle ages, over 350,000 people were burned at the stake in Dusseldorf Germany as werewolves, and look at all the people who were killed during the Salem Witch Trials or the Spanish Inquisition.  People do cruel things to people in the name of religion, racism, fear, hatred, and greed.  Ask a full blooded Chippawa.  If you can find one.
  It's a fucking GAME you mental deficient.  In my game, my players play heroes, who often die brutally and horribly, defending the weak, the innocent, or thier friends.  They face darkness, evil, and horrors the likes of which do not exist.  They strive for light and goodness in the face of overwhelming evil, risking not only their lives, but their souls, in an antechamber of Hell.  I don't run villians and victims, I run a game of great and noble heroes facing darkness.
  Until you sit in on one of my games, don't judge.