Armpit noises from the heart...(aka Sayings I like)

• I'm not troubled by insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
• I almost don't feel the way I do
• Sometimes a little brain damage helps
• Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that
• I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it
• Speak Softly, drive a Sherman Tank
• I'm very lucky, the only time I was up a creek I had a paddle with me
• There should be some things we don't name, just so we can sit around all day and wonder what they are
• What do'ya mean "ya killed him, cha, cha cha"!?!
• A penny saved is worthless
• Infinity welcomes careful drivers
• The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson
• Trust the computer industry to shorten "Year 2000" to "Y2K". It was this kind of thinking that caused the problem in the first place.
• LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.
• Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest sonofabitch in the valley.
• Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
• Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
• Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
• Schizophrenia beats being alone.
• Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.