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Dance with joy everyone, season eight has finally been released, and as soon as I have worn out the tapes with the episodes on them I should be adding some new quotes from that season, wahoo!
Some Favorite Red Dwarf Quotes
- Don't worry, he didn't suffer, I just fed him into the waste grinder and flushed his bits into space
- You'll bonk anything won't you Lister??
- He's dead, everyboy's dead, everybody is dead Dave.
- Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
- Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas.
- I'm so excited, all six of my nipples are tingling!
- (After kneeing Death in the groin) Rimmer: "Remember, only the good die young." (Rimmer runs off) Death: "That never happened before...."
A couple wavs for now......
Female Holly giving a speech
Confidence--"Ding dong, another great idea from the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes"
Lister--"It outranks you, smeg for brains"
Female Holly--"You're a total smeghead aren't you?"
Kryten--"You are the most obnoxious, trumped up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!"
Rimmer--"Stop your foul whining, you filthy piece of distended rectum!!"
The Cat--"This is my all time best lucky find I ever found in the whole of today!"
If you want to see a quote added, then e-mail it to me with the link at the bottom of the page
Hopefully soon I can add some pics and wav's, donations are appreciated
Links
My Red Dwarf Quiz Page
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