Les: I'm going down to Southpark, gonna have myself a time.
Stan & Kyle: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
Les: Going down to Southpark, gonna leave my woes behind.
Cartman: Ample parking day or night, people shouting "Howdy neighbor!!"
Les: Heading up to Southpark, gonna see if I can't unwind.
Kenny: I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas.
Les: Come on down to Southpark and meet some friends of mine.
