The Asian Gangster Guy
Usually seen
At the local billiards hall, at the local video
Arcade, at the bowling alley, at the college
Recreation room (ditching class) and the at Korean
Karaoke bar.
Usually wears
Ultimately insanely huge baggy pants, Nike visor
(upside down), Nike warm-up jacket. Pager, beeper,
Cellular phone (it has to be exposed so everyone can see it!).
Also, he wears too many designer clothes just for
Their labels. (Hilfiger, Nautica, CK, Ralph Lauren, And JNCO)
...Accessories: earrings and a hoe.
...A great Street Fighter and Tekken player
...No matter who`s around (parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, teachers)
....He always has to act hard and tough. Gives that
Bad impression to everyone!
...Very good at the art of the home invasion robbery
...Has extremely extra long bangs covering his eyes
...Always tries to look hard, but when actually he
Looks asleep
...An avid smoker, always holds his cigarette between
His index and middle finger
...Doesn`t know how to smoke, only does for the tough Image
...Only fights if he has ten guys backing him up
...Usually drives a slammed Honda Civic or Acura
Integra or Mitsubishi Eclipse, which he tries to
Squeeze 10 people inside
...Has stickers on every inch of his car
...Drives fast too impress his friends or his
Chick...actually he`s endangering the lives of the
People and pedestrians around him.
Of course, he is a racer...fixing up his car
For "racing"
...Calls other Asians "nigga" and is dying of the
Ebonic plague
...Too much talk and not enough action!
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