Gorbluk Poetry
The Sexiest Orc Alive by gorby4me
Gorbluk must be sent from heaven
OMIGOD he is so hot
I want to make out with him 24-7
I love him heaps alot
My Sexy Orc Man by Cazzie
You mean all the world to me
Without you I can't be free
You make me pant considerably
You're my sexy orc man
Your eyes are like stars
Your skin is like tar
Your ears are really bizarre
You are my sexy orc man
My love for you is great
I want you to be my mate
I think that it is fate
You are my sexy orc man
My love for you is like a rose
Or like a shining star that glows
You are the one I chose
You are my sexy orc man
I want to be with you forever
We can make it through whatever
You are really clever
You are my sexy orc man
Let us be married in Mirkwood
It would be very good
You know we really should
You are my sexy orc man
I Love You
When I look into your eyes
Gorbluk there is no surprise
I love you
Gorbluk with your sexy smile
Makes it seem all worthwhile
You know its true
Gorbluk be with me always
Till we are in heavens hallways
Ive got the flu
Ode to Gorbluk by pervyorcfancier
O Gorbluk, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic biped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your gluteus maximus,
a development of orc physiology
that obviates your basic elvish origination
for a rhythmic swivel of your hips, to demonstrate flirtatiousness.
A weapon is quite essential for your predatory talents;
you would not be so victorious if you lacked its aid.
And when not being utilized to aid in hostilities,
it often serves to prepare aliment.
O Gorbluk, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Gorbluk, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you the sexiest orc in Middle Earth.
Acrostic Lily
Gorbluk is the sexiest
Orc of all time
Really makes me swoon with his smile
Brown are his eyes
Like a puppy dog's
Unruly is his appearance
Killing nancy elves day and night
Limerick by gorblukluvano1
There once was a very hot orc
He had a very sexy walk
His eyes were deep brown
On his face a sexy frown
Unfortunately noone ever heard him talk
Death by Desperation by Samantha
Why am I tortured so much?
Why cant I feel his heavenly touch?
I love his
brown eyes and his bald head and also his skin that is so fair.
The image of grace lies within his face.
The face I long to touch,
to kiss,
but only dreams were made for this.
Dreaming is the only way I can meet him.
All of us want to be with him. Want to be near him. Some say that love is a game.
I believe that there isn't love. Only pain.
We hear songs of love and romance.
How couples fall in love at first glance.
We are all stupid to think that that could be.
Dont any of you understand? Dont you see?
He will never hear our hopeless plea.
I wish
I could be in his arms.
To embrace his charms.
The problem is many others do too.
Like my love says romance is dying out.
Love has died.
No more game.
Like I said only pain.
And in this pain are the broken dreams.
It seems to me that fame
is to blame.
I do not have this so called glory.
What a shame.
I wish I could just die.
Gorbluk by Brittany, Christine
I like Gorbluk
I wish he was in my room
He sure would make me swoon
He'd take me to the moon
And worship me 'til noon
A-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo
I like Gorbluk
Mine by gorblukluvano1
He’s all mine
Dead sexy
Gorgeous smile, sexy pout
Yep, that’s right, hes mine
Sexy butt
Ravishingly beautiful
Mine, mine, mine, mine
GORBLUK!
Song:Pretty boi by Bree
Verse 1:
I lie awake at nite
C things in black and wite
I've only got you inside my mind
U know you have made me blind
I lie awake and pray
That u would look my way
I have all this love in my heart
I knew it right from the start
Chorus:
Oh my pretty pretty boi i love u
Like i never ever loved no-1 before you
Pretty pretty boi of mine
Just tell me you love me 2
Oh my pretty pretty boi i need u
Oh my pretty pretty boi i do-o-o
Let me inside, Make me stay
Right beside u
Verse 2:
I used to write ur name
And put it in a frame and
Sometimes I think I hear you call
Right from my bedroom wall
U stay a little while
U touch me with your smile
And what can i say to make you mine
To reach out for you in time
Chorus x2
Oh my pretty pretty boi i love u
Like I never ever loved no-one before u
Pretty pretty boi of mine
sy that you love me too
Oh my pretty pretty boi i need u
Oh my pretty pretty boi i do
Let me inside
Make me stay
Right beside you
Ordinary by Liz
Life was ordinary, until
Until I caught a glance of
a magnificent person
Who I thought was an angel
But it wasn't
It wasn't an angel
Or a god
Or someone non-human
That person gave me hope
Gave me life
Gave me love
That person gave me inspiration
To do the things i couldn't do
That person motivated me
To extend my world
That person,
That person,
That person is you.
Gorbluk=Sexy by pervyorcfancier
Gorbluk's Many Faces by GorbluksGirl
A brave warrior
A loyal servant of Saruman
A pretty orc
An angel of the Eru
An evil cronie
Gorbluk by Gorbluks Girl
A sexy orc
In Lord of the Rings
Written by Peter Jackson
Has three seconds of footage
Lives in Isengard, Middle-Earth
Died after being squashed by an Ent
Gorbluk how I love you
I want to kiss and hug you
You are so great
Please be my mate
Show me all you know
Entice me with your radiant glow
I'm down on my knees
Begging pretty pretty please
I shall forever swoon
Over you, Gorbluk
Gorbluk
Tall and bald
A dark eyed cutie
With an Isengard bond
In Lord of the Rings
On a deadly quest
Gorbluk sure shows them
Just who is the best
With his devilish smile
Killing some elf
And his orcish language
He sure can talk.
Also known as the god of orcs
This is one guy
you shall be seeing soon..
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