Fuck AIM space constraints; here's the much anticipated supplementary profile.
Ooo look at me. I’m a person and . . .
- …I like to consume as an exemplary consumer should. “SPEND SPEND SPEND!” (Erin. credit where credit is due) Lingerie is a MUST!
- …I like to style the dead cells that sprout from my scalp into pleasing shapes. I pluck the hair above my eyes to frame my face and, as Teen magazine would advise, make my “peepers pop.” And believe it or not, black gunk around my eyes makes men want to stick their penises in me. Believe it or not, this is somehow pleasing as well.
- …the bulbous fat deposits on my chest (or lack thereof…) attract males. Possessing the largest deposits deems you more desirable to men.
- …I attend a learning institution with hoards of others in prospects of securing their financial futures and becoming active members of this life we have created for ourselves. Sometimes I feel like I’m in a board game. Speaking of “Life…”
- …I like to drive around in my box. I’m the pink peg on the right.
- …words such as “fuck,” “twat,” “cock and balls,” and “fuck nugget” get a “!” connotation beside them it in the dictionary. For this combination of letters and syllables, the result is NOT kosher for use in public arenas. How are these words any different from “zebra,” “antibacterial handsoap,” or “mittens?” Yeah…
- …I refuse to piss in the same bathroom as a man. We have separate facilities for that. The stick figure with a dress denotes women, and the stick figure without the triangle covering its lower regions denotes men. Got it? Does it all make sense now?
- ... I wear t-shirts that define my personality--delicious, sweet, sexy, hottie, and princess, for example. Why doesn't someone make novelty (!!) items with iconoclast, miscreant, or idiosyncratic screened to the backside, leaving the unfortunate middle syllables to be devoured by your fat ass?
PEOPLE ARE DUMB. TRIVIAL, SMALL, FEEBLE, AND DUMB.
Surely more to come!
Pictures are mostly for pea. MOUAH!
