Kevin S.:  The Strip Show!  No More Dominos... No More New Pizza Business.  "This Wine Is Kind Of Bland."  Don´t Have Sex With Cigars!  B-L-O-W-N!!!  "You Guys Wanna See Some Skin?"  Stop Checkin Out Your Cousin!  Drunk Freestyling!
You... Just Like Everyone Else Passed Away.  Musmplast.  Fork Fucker.  Fart Fucker.  Pokemon Slut.  Scrotum Sucker.  Salad Slut.  Cigar Fucker.  Sex Strive Fucker.  SexuallyInclinedScrotumSucker!  "Couldn´t You Just See Some Old People Outside Having An Outside Old People Convention And Vince Runs By With Jonny Fucking Him In The Ass Screaming?"  Having Sex With An Owl!  I Find It Relaxing To Have Sex With Cigars, It Seems To Be A Great Way To Lose Weight... It Burns Calories.  I Have Level 3 American Armor Than Can Defeat The Smelly Boys.  A Nigerian Counter-Part.  Touch Hole.  Beijing.  I Have A Ghetto Family, Remember My Mom And Dad Were Wearing Durags?  Now Introducing Gabriel The French Tickler.  Penis Envy.  I Saw The Whole Thing   BLOP BLOP!  ...It´s Gonna Be A Sexy One.  You´re One And Only Caucasian.  Raging African Spider Monkey Sex!  LOL, Too Many Good Times.  Lets Stay Tight Like A Virgin.

Jonny:  Bee Man.  Kevins Strip Show.  Dr. Claw.  Inspector Gadget.  Ding Dongs.  He´s A Big Nig Yub Yub.  Egg Shots.  Sex Positions And Sex Toys.  Pour Some Sugar On Me.  The Durags.  Rag Hair.  Fart Fucker.  P.P.... Problemed Penis.  Vaginal Extracts!
Doorbell:  Niiigger!
HAHA... Kim Thinks We´re Gay.  Fuckin Dog!! ("AAHH (Pause) AAAAAHHHH!")
Victor - "So We Were At Her House And We Were Makin Out And Shit, And I Looked Down And I Wanted To Suck Her Titties.  So I Told Her, Ya Know I Figured If I Just Told Her Right Out She´d Let Me, So I Was Like `Alana I Don´t Even Wanna Make Out With You Anymore, I Dont Want Anything But To Suck Your Titties.´ She Goes, `Why´s Everybody Wanna Be Suckin On My Titties, Thats Not What They´re There For!  Its Not Ok That Every Guy I´m With Wants To Suck My Titties!´"
Victor - "Alright, Never Have Sex Before Practice, Its The Biggest Mistake You Can Make. I Did It Once And I Figured It Would Ya Know... Give Me Some Extra Power For Practice, Give Me A Little Boost.  So I Had Sex With This Bitch, Than After I Went To Sleep, Get A Little Energy Before Practice.  Than She Woke Me Up And Goes `Victor! You´ve Only Got 12 Minutes To Get To Practice. So I Threw On My Clothes And I Ran Up To Practice.  That Was The Worst Practice I´d Ever Had.  My Legs Were Weak And My Balls Were Killing Me.  I Never Talked To That Bitch Again."
Yeah Victors A Funny Guy.  All Our Locker Room Rapes, Devon With Dennis, And Victor To Andrew.  Its A Good Thing.  The Racist Fight, Battle Of Black And Whites In The Locker Room.  Sunday Football.

Chelsea:  My Little Sister, A Completely Unreplacable Friend.  A Pretty Face Like Yours Shouldn´t Go To Waste Cause It´s Owner Thinks It´s Ugly!  You Really Are Very Beautiful And You Should Realize It Soon.  Ask Any Guy, Your Beautiful.  I´m Gonna Steal A Kiss And There´s Nothing You Can Do About It!  Yes My Shoes Are On As I´m Writing This... Whats New?  LOL... Stay Sweet Chelsea, Your The Best Sissy I Could Ask For.

Kimberly:  Ah... Where To Start?  Man, Have We Gone Through Enough Shit?  I Guess For The Most Part It´s Worth It.  Your Definately A Unique Person.  I Can Give You That Much.  Ya Know Whats Funny?  We´ve Known Each Other For Whats Going To Be 3 Years Soon.  Pretty Wierd Huh?  Quite A Long Time Huh?  But Of Course... I Guess It´s Seemed Like Longer With All Our Fights And Stupid Shit.  I Just Want You To Know That I´ll Always Have Your Back, Even When It Seems That I Wouldn´t, I´m Only A Phone Call Away To Help You With Any Problem You Encounter.  And Oh Yeah... Your Mine... Rather You Wana Accept It Or Not.  Eventually You´ll Realize It.  Everybody Gets Their Awakening.