Pimpin' Credo

14 Credos of the White Pimps Of Litchfield County (WPOLC)

#1: “Thou shalt always bestow unto trusting bitches your seed, before moving thyself unto another woman.”

#2: “Thou shalt never, under any circumstances, put thyself in a situation wherein one bitch doth observe another in thine possession.”

#3: “Thou shalt never bestow unto any bitch a gift equaling more than the cost of an evening of dining at ye olde McDonald’s.”

#4: “Thou shalt never share bitches with another of the WPOLC, without first exchanging words of approval with the bitch’s original pimp-daddy.”

#5: “Thou shalt try, with all of thine resources, to maneuver bitches unto yon rod.”

#6: “Thou shalt freak any and all bitches that thine exchanges words with, even in casual conversation, when yon bitch is intoxicated, or vulnerable.”

#7: “Thou shalt bone whack bitches in the asshole, as hard as thou shalt will it, and stricken unto her a massive ass-pain, preferably with blood drawn, before thou bringeth unto her yon boot, sending her out of thine resting-place, so that thou may bring the next in.”

#8: “Thou shalt send any and all whack bitches to the curb, when yon bitch expresses extreme sentiments, unless yon sentiments are received with at least five minutes of good head.”

#9: “All fine bitches are to be divided up equally among the members of a group of white pimps.”

#10: “If thine ratio of pimps to bitches is observed to have more bitches than pimps, then a pimp is ordered to exchange fluids with as many bitches as yon pimp is entitled to. It doth not bode the same truth if the ratio is more pimps than bitches (see: two pimps to one bitch), unless discussed in earnest between said pimps to be involved.

#11: “Thou shalt not hate on another player for stealing a bitch; peace between pimps.”

#12: “When a player is to be rejected at all by any bitch, yon bitch is whack. Whack bitches are to be used in the worst way.”

#13: “Head is mandatory; rectal activity is not, except in the case of whack bitches (see above).”

#14: “Any and all pimps refusing any part of this credo is immediately banished from the society. Yon player may contest expulsion with a hearing, but will be treated as a bitch-boy hater.”

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