WE ALL HATE ME

Why im doing this:

To see whats wrong with my site
For somthing to to do
Just for fun

The whole idea is to make fun of people that say how gay my site is, so feel free to make your H8MAIL in Here. I will post it up with my changes as soon as possible. (about 3 days) Remember, whatever is in (here) i wrote, dont be smart useing (these) because il, get rid of them. Please, dont comment nicely aboat my site, ill eitheir make fun of it, or erase it. Plus i wont write your e-mail address if you call the subject: No mail. So here they are:

From: Anomonus
Subject:Nomail

Ok I got nothing against your site ( look he already broke a rule ) exect one thing: ( what? that i dont like gay people, sorry i just think their... well gay! ) why would you want people to make fun of you? ( cant you read, well of-couse your writing this... it says: 1] To know whats wrong with my site, 2]for fun, and 3] for somthing to do ) I think its ( great? smart? masterminded? ) stupid, ( WELL YA KNOW SOMTHING, YOU SUCK! ) and i dont even know why im supporting you by writing this, ( because you know all the cool kids are doing it ) all your going to do is innterupt me and make - ( IM NOT GOING TO INNTERUPT! ) fun of - ( WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD INTERUPT? ) me. so the hell with ( life? dont kill ya self, i need- KILL YOURSELF! ) this im gone. ( then why arnt you moving you fat butt? ) One more thing, None else will ever write to your lame Hate mail. ( thats H8 mail to you )

From: The Wiz

Subject:No_mail

hey for now on write the letter how it was orringanly, i couldnt understand it. ( and i will... next time )

From: Tina

Subject: Hi lysle!

E-mail: Thsmysceename99@aol.com

(Sorry Tina, but i must make fun of your letter, well accully, haha tina i get to make fun of your letter)lyse (its spelled lysle, STUPID) my dad thinks ( sucks to your...)u did a good job on the site ( oh nevermind)but ( oh no! theres that butt again, i mean but, spelling error, promise! )u need to fix your gay test because it said i was gay ( the gay tester never lies) and that cant be true u know i have the hots for u lol ( now let us all pray to god that was only a joke, or im gonna croke! And punch old folk! and ill be soaked! (hehe it rymes!) Now tina, we learned a valueble lesson here... if you dont want me to put your e-mail in here ya better tell me!!!)

From: The Wiz

Subject: Nomail

Hey i happened to come back and you forgot to put the email how it was first! ( sucks
to you! and ya mama! anyways, i keep putting off changing what i write into a different color, i will aventully!)

From: steve

Email: bare@pe.net

Subject: dummy

Lysle,

Your web site sucks so $@%#ing hard, I can't even believe it! Why don't you just stop right now and save yourself the $@%#ing embarassment. Give a life ya stinking loser. By the way, reason has an a in it you buttmunch. No wonder you're failing English! (No im not)Good ridence to ya!

From: steve

Email: bare@pe.net

Subject: ah man

Lysle, (Thats my name!)

Ah man Lylse! This is a totally (Great? oh tha-) crappy website! (What!?!?! your mamas gonna hear bout this boy!) Everything is place this, place that. (Umm grammer problem?) You have a very limited vocabulary. (I think you should shut-up cause your grammers screwed) Read a book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sowwy, im not a nerd like you) It's a little square thing with a bunch of words in it! (A frame for my site? nah, those things have bad taste) Man! (Im a man) You would think someone would spend their time doing something more constructive then making a crappy little website. (mybe you would have something better to do than surf the web, and spend time in crappy websites) And why were you absent from school today? (WTF!?!? do i know you? Tina told you about my site right? i had no idea. Ya got any classes with me, who the hell are you!?!?) Were you getting a little happy all alone in the big house huh? (no i got a stomach ache after accecdently walking in on you getting happy in the bath tub) Lysle was spankin his 1 mm long monkey. Ah man, what a $@%#ing loser! (I dont understand... what does $@%# mean? oh i think $ means oppisite, @ means of, % means a, and # means stupid) Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt!!!! (and you said i couldnt spell! hey i think your dog got on the computer table, want me to shoot him for you?)

From: Ultra Mishap

Email: mishap@enemaofthestate.com

Subject: I hate you, you hate me. I hate you more than you hate me. SO why dont u go pee

Body:

(dude, i think your going overboard on html codings, you dont need to write /BODY to send a H8MAIL) Dear Lysle, if that is your real name, (OH NO! HES LOSING HIS MEMORY!) and of course it is or so you say it is, YOUR SITE SUCKS. (your real flat out arnt you?) Also I hate you. In fact I hate your site. It's obvious that you have spent hundrends of hours making a pethetic site which sucks. (Anyone wanna see a pathitic site? goto his, but it isnt on the internet yet, hes waiting till its perfect, so in other words, it'll never be on the internet) This proves that you waste your time & that you waste my time so this means that you suck. (i lost you on the time part)

what I hated most about your site was all the lies. You said that you like magic the gathering card game when really you hate it and never wanted to play it with your brother. (Nah, my evil brother was just to mean, so i had to be cridical) Also you said you helped your brother in DIablo when really you always made him die cause you were too lazy to press 1-8 to control his belt buttons. (AT LEAST I TRIED!!! gimmie a break!) Also if you hate Starcraft so much on battle.net why do you wish you could play it so much? (I SAID I HATE THE IDOITS THAT MESS UP THE GAME!) LIAR! (NO!) Since you lie, you are a liar and since liars suck, you suck and since you suck and you made this website. the website sucks too. (well when you give a mouse a cookie, he wants a glass of milk, eeehhhh... the next part is to hard to read, mybe ill get my mom to read it to me later) What else? Oh, that dragon you have. It is obviously not being fed. (The ants keep going after its food, anyway, its to lazzy to get up...) Maybe you should take better care of him. In fact he looks like he is dead. (IS NOT!) What, you're putting pictures of Dead pets on the internet. (Pets are funny!) That is wrong, being wrong sucks, that means you suck. (WOW show him what he won: i free message to chat with the adopt a baby dragon agency! i sent this paragraph to her)

What else? Oh yeah YOUR SITE SUCKS. (I DONT LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE REPEAT THEMSELVES) Since this is H8 mail I won't help you make your site better, but I will remind you that you spent all those hours working on your site and it SUCKS. (somone stop that man from saying sucks!) So you- ***SMASH*** (thanks alot man, oh no! hes still live! ...wasted your time. Ha, you could have been playing video games, watching simpsons or eating candy, (dear god, hes right! simpsons, candy, i wasted it all!!!) but instead you made a crappie site that sucks.

this is my stupid signature that comes on all emails. so i will say this in my 500 max characters for my signarture. (ahem) where did all the retarded purple monkeys fly to for Halloween in 1851? i really dont know so tell me cause one of them was my friends. (your simple minded brain might not get it, but if 1 was your freind, why did you write he was your freinds? weirdo!) late. (you missed a "R") Mishap of the Fo0Lz