random quotes

"water travels well over water."
jim

"you can't rape the willing."
lisa

"kill all postal employees. before they kill you."
devin

"damn! it's manly!"
rosa

"woah! that was startling--keep going."
jim

"you're standing under a nothing."
libby bennet

"when in doubt, eat ice cream."
juniper

"you're sexy when you're in pain."
jenny the bat

"it's life jim, but not as we know it. but not as we know it, jim."
bob

"you have such nice hair for a demon."
stephen

"there's more to life than sex."
krazy lady (mother of 5)

"i don't wanna."
zyla
(when asked to say something for my quotes page.)

"we're so jaded we don't know anything."
"i don't think women could ever stand peeing up."
"..hanging by the teeth of its skin."
rosa

"it's dizzy up there"
amoeba

"when in doubt, arpeggiate."
eugene

"have sex, not babies"
anonymous

"make love, not babies"
ric

"beware the rabid hot pink flying hyenas"
amoeba

"so does life suck?"
"it depends on if you look at it from the left or the right..."
conversation between amoeba and scrag

"you! squirrel! you're too slow. i could eat you!"
amoeba

"helloooo cleavage!"
random guy on street of boston

advice from cleo:
"never eat crackers in bed."
"no matter how much you hate yourself,
there's always someone who loathes you more."

"it needs more duct tape?"
achenbach

"i like green.."
"i have an axe in my closet"
zyla

"if people weren't so stupid, they wouldn't be people."
rachel rachel

"Huevos Rancheros do not get Potatos."
kitchen bob

"keep the funk on the dance floor, and out of the kitchen"
note in the common ground kitchen

"f*cking-piece-of-cunt ball!"
exclaimed by the little amoeba
when her tea ball fell on the floor and broke.

"dirty hands, dirty minds"
anders

"f*ck you, you little f*cky-f*cker"
happy noodle boy

"zombies ate my last twinkie!"
pat the bunny

"we sell free food"
ian

"love? fuck love"
amoeba

"when in doubt, subdivide"
james bagwell

"...chords just get in the way..."
brendan

"who am i to tell an amoeba what to do?"
akie

"you know what i dream? i dream that i roam around the house all day crying
about how my life turned out. then i wake up, and i roam around the house all
day, crying about how my life turned out..."
bananas

"reality is what you can get away with."
(i don't know who said that)