The Sound of Soda When You Shake Up the Can
The sound of the soda as you shake up the can
Is the most wonderful sound to a woman or man.
To a girl or a boy, it sounds better than that.
Who knows how it sounds to a dog or a cat?
To a man, I suppose, itís like a football game;
Exciting-- just like a victíry for Notre Dame!
To a woman, I think, itís like a Tuesday night;
Kidsí turn to cook dinner, so thatís all right!
To a child, I know, itís like heaven itself,
ĎCause you know what will happen when itís back on the shelf!