Hello, my named is Jack
I believe I just injured my back.
I rolled down a hill,
With my twin sister, Jill.
At the bottom I heard a great ďCRACKĒ!
My Pa laid me down on a bed,
And Ma put a damp cloth on my head.
When asked, Jill said all
She had seen was a ball
That was me: I began to see red.
This may not be the best place to end,
But I really donít wish to offend
All the nice sisters out there
With twin brothers in their hair.
So this is where Iíll end.
P.S. (You donít want to hear what went on between Jill and I that afternoon.)
P.P.S. (I am NOT kidding. You REALLY DO NOT want to hear it.)