Pass or Fail
when I canít stand it anymore
and I have to know how you feel about me
Iíll get an Oreo
(the Double Stuf kind)
and toss it at you.
If you simply pick it up
and lick out the frosting as if
it is only natural for food to fall from heaven into your lap,
then Iíll know to find someone else.
But if you retrieve it,
twist it apart,
and offer me the frosting half,
Iíll know Iíve been doing something right.
2 March 2000