Two wrongs don't make a right... but three rights make a left.

Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking.

Wanted: An Overnight Meaningful Relationship

When in doubt, poke it with a stick.

Where are we going...and what am I doing in this handbasket?

Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive??

Witches' Parking - All others Toad.

Woman make great leaders, you're following one.

Work harder: Millions on welfare depend on you.

YES this is my truck! NO I wont help you move.

You go on ahead, I'll see you at the next light.

You may touch the dust just don't write in it.

You're driving a car...It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

Zero to bitch in 2.4 seconds.