Let me tell you the story 'bout the slut that changed my capacity
I went out one night just so I can get a little freaky
Got a little tipsy, and high on weed, but there she was and then
I said "Hi,
I wanna fuck you really bad, but while I am high."
I ripped off my clothes
No time is wasting now
Tomorrow I'll call her up and say...
"Listen my concubine,
My dick, it won't go down
I'll be late for work if you don't help me now
Say again, you're dropping out
I really must go now
Just so you know, my little Peeper's sticking out
Gotta go"
Now two years gone, nothing's gone down
All of my friends found out that my dick's so big