This song (sung to the beat of Baby One More Time) is dedicated to our loving 8th grade teacher. We hope you enjoy!
Oh monkey, monkey
Oh monkey monkey
Oh monkey, monkey
You live in a zoo, that's true
They feed you some bananas
Oh monkey, monkey
Your feet are so big, get new shoes
Be careful now, friend Anna
Make sure you don't look so tasty
Because soon she'll put you in a big pot and baste ya
Be careful now, because she stalks
(oh, no)
And I confess, the floor breaks down (when she walks)
She got more chins than a normal person has
Please Anna
Please Anna run away fast
Oh monkey monkey
Eating humans is not right
To you, they're nutritious
Oh, monkey, monkey
You put up a hell of fights
'Cause humans are delicious
Make sure you don't look so tasty
Because soon she'll put you in a big pot and baste ya
Be careful now, because she stalks
(oh, no)
And I confess, the floor breaks down (when she walks)
She got more chins than a normal person has
Please Anna
Please anna run away fast
Oh monkey monkey
Foo-ood!
Oh monkey monkey
food
Oh monkey monkey
Eating humans is not right
Oh monkey monkey
You use "Thousand Island Lite"
You must confess you have a problem
And I would know if its capable for humans to bend
Just like you said, I hope they're not dead
You say you're on a diet
You say you can't digest the food (oh the food)
That a normal person eats when (they're hungry)
You need to see a doctor because this is not normal
All you say is plainly bull!