Parody :: Irresistable
Bi Bi Bi

(A.K.A.: I'm Sorry Fans, But I'm Really Just a Slut Who Pretends to be a Virgin)
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You know I don't know what it is
But I must be a real slut to feel this way

Don't you try to tell me that I'm not right
And that I'm not wet inside
When he makes me cum just by looking
I know that I'm supposed to make him wait
Remain the virgin I used to be
But I can't stop using the vibrator
I know I should have said no
But I am a real slut
And don't know how to say no
Now I can't change the past
Of what I just did
More than just physical
Deeper than spiritual
I am a bad role model
Cause I lied to all my fans
Nick's irresistible to me

Don't think that I was trying to do what's right
That I was a virgin before
But I can't stop my legs from spreading
Maybe I'll tell him I wanna suck it
That I wanna lick his cum
Cause when I see his big 10 incher near me
I really mean to say no

But Nick's irresistible
Good looking and so big
Now when I suck it I can hardly breathe
More than just 8 inches (he goes)
deeper than 4 inches
I am a real slut
Who pretends
To be a virgin
Can't you see
Whenever I'm sucking him
I really find it hard to breathe
His bandmates are irresitible too
Baby you know
Drew is also hot too
I like to suck him too
They're all irresistible
Drew's irresistible
Bigger than Nick
Now in my ass
His dick makes me scream
More than just a slut
I'm a real 2 dollar ho
All guys are gorgeous
And I want to suck them all

Girls are irresistible
Britney also makes me scream
Christina licks me
Mandy kisses me
They are sluts just like me
We're all 2 dollar hoes
We're bi and love each other and
We're irresistible to guys (and girls)