Parody :: Born To Make You Happy
Born To Make You Horny

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Oh, condoms...
I'm sitting here alone up in my room
I'm thinkin' about the things that your's been through
Oh my thing
I'm looking at a condom in my hand
Trying my best to understand
I really wanna know what we did wrong
With Trojans, it was so strong...
If only you were here tonight
I know I wouldn't need a hot dog...
I don't know how to live without your dick
I was born to make you horny
Always and forever yours and mine
I was born to make you horny
Cause hot dogs do not give me pleasure
Yours does, 'cause it is my treasure
I don't know how to live without your dick
I was born to make you horny
I know I've been a fool since you've been gone
I better hurry and get the hot dog out
Out my thing
Cause livin' in a dream of yours and mine
Is just the way my life should be
Cause Trojans is the one that should be strong
But to me, right now you're gone...
If only you were here tonight
I know I wouldn't need a hot dog...
I don't know how to live without your dick
I was born to make you horny
Always and forever yours and mine
I was born to make you horny
Cause hot dogs do not give me pleasure
Yours does, 'cause it's my treasure
I don't know how to live without your dick
I was born to make you horny
I'd do anything
Even wear some clothes
I'd wait forever
To feel your thang
Just call out my name
My skirt will be up
Just to show you how much I miss