The Female Handbook
This document is a manual to girls. Girls can be very complicated they will try to trick you with loaded questions, give you guilt trips, and try to control your life. If you are having a problem with your girlfriend, do not be an idiot; consult this manual before you make any decision. I believe I can speak for all guys when saying; Girls are one of the most dangerous things in this world, they may seem nice and sweet, but they come straight from the devil. They are manipulative, unpredictable, and downright insane. The problem is, all guys, ok, most guys love girls, not for their minds of course, but for their sweet sweet bodies, but girls are tricky, you can not trust them, they are evil temptresses. This manual will give guys all over G-Prep and possibly all over the world the upper hand. Contained in this handbook is every low down trick a girl will try to pull. Do not be fooled though my friends, the opposite sex is not stupid, they will most likely come up with new tricks to get us with, but for now, this is your weapon to combat their evil, good luck.
There you have it, everything you need to know about girls. This text is for educational purposes only and is not for sale. If anyone has a problem with what is written her I encourage them to come and talk to me about it instead of going to the G-Prep faculty. This text is meant to be a joke and is written in a lighthearted manner, if you are offended, lighten up.